914. “Gotta get those girls even when you’re astral projecting”
915. “So he rips out Greg’s spine, like ya do” 916. “If you become a singer I’m cutting my ears off” 917. “KILL THE BEAST! KILL THE YEAST!” 918. “Every candle is suicidal” 919. “You have to consume the battery to recharge it”
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909. “Does anyone have a magazine with drugs?”
910. “What motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut.” 911. “I’m feeling morbid today” 912. “I’m like a happy pessimist” 913. “I need a picture of you in your nazi helmet” 904. “Oh! Just like anarcho-communism!”
905. “If you wanna learn how to attack a bear, talk to Ryan, not me.” 906. “Once upon a time I was a black lady” 907. “If they can have a straight pride, we can have a candle parade” 908. “I’m still processing the human leg tacos” 899. *Sing-song voice* “They’re gonna fall in love and get married and all their babies will be spiders!”
900. “I is pumpkin and you have done a foul thing” 901. “I’m glad my crackhead energy is soothing yall” 902. “You’re such a lamp” 903. “Mussolini had anxiety” 894. “I am the potato famine”
895. “I think I’d make a good antichrist” 896. “Lesbianism, blasts away your other concerns!” 897. “Yeeting myself back to Netflix” 898. “A societal STD, you might say” 888. “Mamma mia! Make me cry again!”
889. “In the business of gum donations there are no friends. There are no allies. There is only you, gum, and god.” 890. “I’m making you unofficial russians.” 891. “It’s like swimming on land” 892. “Unnameable diseases like the black plague” 893. “Just like in the Mafia!” 884. “Touch my leg! TOUCH IT!”
885. “Straight girls are so gay” 886. “The nasal rat can run!” 887. “I look in the mirror and I try to fix my hair and I realize I can’t go downhill because I’ve already hit the bottom” 878. “You are fanning the flames of my mental illness with inactive wifi”
879. “I’m like Columbus but with a better ass” 880. “You can’t spell cute without cut” 881. *Banging two pots together* “ARSON ARSON ARSON ARSON ARSON-“ 882. “These people are clearly snails” 883. “My dad’s a stoner.” 873. “Put weed in their tea”
874. “Holy shit toto we sure as fuck ain’t in Kansas” 875. “Facetime is a void that smiles back” 876. “A cow with peanut butter instead of milk” 877. “Rolfe is second-class-weed’s daddy” 868. “You remind me of Pennywise”
869. “Oxygen is a gateway drug” 870. “Frankenstein’s monster is like a bad prototype” 871. “More like yeet smarts” 872. “Eat the other fetus to assert dominance” |